Mobile Toilet Jokes
Here are a few jokes about mobile toilets:
Joke 1: A Terrifying Moment on the Highway At 3 p.m. on May 11, 2025, a young woman named Xia from Hangzhou was using a mobile toilet marked '24-hour Convenience' in the parking lot of the West Lake scenic area when she experienced a terrifying moment. The toilet was mistakenly loaded onto a truck and was speeding along the Shanghai-Kunming Expressway at 120 kilometers per hour. Xia trembled inside the toilet as she called the police. Afterward, the driver claimed he thought the toilet was abandoned equipment and didn't know someone was inside. This incident not only highlighted the 'mobile' nature of mobile toilets being unexpectedly amplified but also made people think about the safety management of public facilities.
Joke 2: Foreigner's Prank A blind man asked passersby for help to use the toilet and asked them to take care of his guide dog. A couple readily agreed. However, this was actually a prank designed by a foreigner. After the blind man entered the left mobile toilet, he quietly exited through the back door and then entered the right toilet. When the sanitation worker came to collect the toilets, the couple told him that the left one was occupied and the right one was empty. The sanitation worker then lifted the right toilet, leaving the couple bewildered and the sanitation worker blaming them. Then the old man pressed a button, creating a hilarious scene that had everyone laughing.
Joke 3: Hilarious School Days When I was in high school, the school toilet was small with only three stalls. My second brother had a stomachache and wanted to use the toilet, but he was intimidated by the long line. So, he secretly locked one of the stalls. The next day, there were even more people waiting in line at the boys' toilet, and my second brother charged one yuan from each student who was in a hurry to use the toilet. Later, my second brother was retaliated against by the others, and he was splashed with 'excrement flowers' in the toilet. To get revenge, he rushed to the toilet and locked the stalls of those who were squatting, but he was caught by the school. After that, my second brother actually invented a mobile toilet. He rode a tricycle carrying the toilet around to make money every day and even asked me if I wanted a monthly package. This series of operations was both funny and exasperating.
Joke 4: China Mobile's Charging Mode The CEO of China Mobile went to a public toilet. The gatekeeper said, '30 cents to enter and 20 cents to exit.' The CEO asked why there was a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper said, 'Two-way charging.' When the CEO came out, he was stopped again. The gatekeeper said, 'You used stall number 8. Pay 1 yuan for the number selection fee. You farted. Pay 1 yuan for the roaming fee. You exceeded 3 minutes. Pay 1 yuan for the overtime fee. There's background music in the toilet. 20 cents for the ringtone. It's more cost-effective for regular customers to get a package.' The CEO angrily asked whose rules these were, and the gatekeeper said, 'M-Zone, My Place, My Rules.' This joke cleverly combines mobile toilets with the charging model of mobile communications, full of humor and irony.
