Mobile Manager Toilet Sketch
The core plot of the 'Mobile Manager Toilet Sketch' revolves around an exaggerated charging scenario similar to mobile service billing models, experienced by the CEO of a mobile company while using the toilet. It humorously and satirically reflects on the issues of mobile service billing.
Plot One: Diverse Charging Items Mimicking Mobile Services When the mobile CEO is looking for a toilet, he is interrupted by the toilet's 'CEO' who is performing. Subsequently, an elderly man encourages him to use the toilet with the offer of a 'company promotion with discounted prices.' The elderly man states that entering the toilet costs 30 cents and exiting costs 20 cents, mimicking the mobile industry's two-way charging model. Moreover, he charges the mobile CEO for number selection fees, ringtone fees, overtime fees, and roaming fees. The number selection fee is akin to the additional cost mobile users incur when choosing a specific number; the ringtone fee is similar to the cost incurred by mobile users for setting personalized ringtones; overtime and roaming fees are also common billing items in mobile services, cleverly applied here to the toilet scenario to exaggerate the multitude of charging items.
Plot Two: Introduction of 'Packages' and Unreasonable Charges The mobile company CEO is stopped when looking for a toilet and is informed that entering costs 50 cents and exiting costs 30 cents, implementing two-way charging. When the CEO questions this, he is told it's an industry standard called 'pre-deposit for toilet fees.' He is also recommended the 'Citizen Package,' which offers 10,000 toilet uses for a monthly payment of 250 yuan or a 50% discount on consumption between 2 AM and 4 AM. The CEO reluctantly pays 300 yuan but is later informed upon exiting that his consumption amounts to 356.25 yuan, requiring an additional payment of 56.25 yuan. This mimics the marketing tactics of mobile service packages and the discrepancy between actual consumption and package terms, satirizing potential consumption traps in mobile services.
Plot Three: Extremely Exaggerated Charging Details The mobile company boss looks for a public toilet, and the gatekeeper states that entering costs 50 cents and exiting costs 30 cents, implementing two-way charging. Opting for a toilet package allows for one-way charging. After the boss defecates, the gatekeeper charges him 50 cents for selecting stall number five as a number selection fee, 60 cents for each use without declining music, different rates for蹲 (squatting) for fifteen minutes and one second, a monthly fee of 50 yuan for the volume of excretion occupying the sewer bandwidth, a 1-yuan caller display fee for looking through a small hole at people entering the toilet, totaling 59.4 yuan. There is a late fee for逾期 (overdue) payment, upon hearing which, the boss faints in the urinal. This plot exaggerates the details of mobile service billing to the extreme, further satirizing the complexity and unreasonableness of mobile service charges.
