Mobile Boss Toilet Sketch
There are multiple versions of the sketch about a mobile company boss going to the toilet, with the core plot revolving around exaggerated imitation and satire of mobile charging models. Here are the specific contents of different versions:
Version 1: The mobile company boss is in a hurry to find a public toilet outside. The toilet attendant tells him the charging rules: 50 cents to enter, 30 cents to exit, with two-way charging. If he takes a toilet package, it can be one-way charging. After the boss goes in to defecate, the attendant charges him for multiple reasons: choosing pit number five requires a number selection fee of 50 cents; since he didn't say not to play music inside, a charge of 60 cents per time is applied; he squatted for fifteen minutes and one second, with the first minute charged at 50 cents per minute and the rest at 40 cents per minute, and any fraction of a minute is rounded up to a full minute; the amount of excretion occupying the sewer broadband requires a monthly fee of 50 yuan; seeing others entering the toilet through a small hole requires a caller display fee of 1 yuan. In total, he has to pay 59.4 yuan. The attendant also emphasizes that there will be a late fee for overdue payment, and if it accumulates to a thousand yuan, legal means will be used for collection. Finally, the boss faints in the urinal.
Version 2: The mobile company boss is looking for a toilet. An old man says the company is having a promotional activity with discounted prices and leads him to the toilet, expressing great admiration for the mobile company. The toilet charges follow the mobile company's two-way charging model: 30 cents to enter and 20 cents to exit. After the boss comes out, the old man says he chose pit number 7474, a premium number pit, and has to pay a two-yuan number selection fee; since there is background music in the toilet, a one-yuan ringtone fee is charged; if he stays for more than 3 minutes, a 50-cent overtime fee is charged; and because the boss farted, a 1-yuan roaming fee is charged. When the boss gets angry, the old man says, 'My turf, my rules.'
Version 3: The boss of a mobile company goes to a public toilet. The gatekeeper says it costs 30 cents to enter and 20 cents to exit. The boss is surprised and asks why there is a charge for exiting. The gatekeeper says he is learning the mobile company's two-way charging. When the boss comes out of the toilet, he is stopped again. The gatekeeper says he squatted in pit number eight and has to pay a one-yuan number selection fee; since he farted, a one-yuan roaming fee is charged; if he stays for more than 3 minutes, another one-yuan overtime fee is charged; since there is background music in the toilet, a 20-cent ringtone fee is charged; and he also advises the boss that taking a toilet package would be more cost-effective. When the boss gets furious, the gatekeeper says, 'M-Zone, my turf, my rules.'
Version 4: The boss of a mobile company goes to the toilet. The toilet attendant asks, 'What are you here for?' The boss says he is in a hurry. The attendant says everything is charged now. The boss asks how much. The attendant says it costs 50 cents to enter and 30 cents to exit. The boss stares and asks why there is a charge for exiting. The attendant says it is two-way charging, and taking a toilet package can be one-way charging.
Version 5: The boss of a mobile company goes to a public toilet. The gatekeeper says it costs 1 yuan to enter and 80 cents to exit. The boss gets angry and asks why there is a charge for exiting.
