Joke about Mobile Boss Going to the Toilet
The joke about the mobile boss going to the toilet is a series of stories created in a humorous way, centered around the billing model of mobile companies.
Version One
The CEO of a mobile company goes to a public toilet. The gatekeeper tells him, "It's 30 cents to enter and 20 cents to exit." The CEO is surprised that there's a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper explains, "We're learning from the mobile company's two-way billing." After the CEO comes out of the toilet, the gatekeeper charges him for various reasons, such as a 1-yuan number selection fee for squatting in pit number eight, a 1-yuan roaming fee for passing gas, a 1-yuan over-time fee for staying more than three minutes, a 20-cent ringtone fee for the background music in the toilet, and even suggests the CEO get a toilet package. The CEO gets furious and asks about the law, and the gatekeeper responds, "M-Zone, my place, my rules." This version cleverly compares the common two-way billing, number selection fees, roaming fees, over-time fees, ringtone fees, and package services of mobile companies to the public toilet billing scenario, satirizing the complex and potentially excessive billing model of mobile companies in a humorous and exaggerated way.
Version Two
A mobile official named Zhuguli is in a hurry to find a public toilet. The gatekeeper tells him, "It's 50 cents to enter and 30 cents to exit." The official is puzzled about the charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper says they implement two-way billing and that getting a package allows for one-way billing. After the official pays, the gatekeeper asks whether he's going to have a bowel movement or urinate and even promotes a package where one can get a discount for 50 one-time bowel movements and then an additional 30 bowel movements for free. This version also takes the billing model of mobile services as its basis, incorporating concepts like two-way billing and package discounts into the public toilet billing scenario. Through the conversation between the official and the gatekeeper, it vividly shows the "alternative" manifestation of the mobile billing model in daily life, arousing people's attention and thoughts about mobile billing in a humorous way.
Version Three
The mobile company's CEO goes to the toilet. The gatekeeper says, "It's 50 cents to enter." The CEO asks if there's a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper replies, "We're learning from the mobile company's two-way billing." This version is concise and to the point, directly highlighting the core. Through the short conversation between the CEO and the gatekeeper, it presents the mobile company's two-way billing model in a humorous way, allowing readers to have a deeper impression of the mobile billing model while having a good laugh.
