Jokes About Mobile CEO Going to the Toilet

Here are a few jokes about the mobile CEO going to the toilet, which humorously and exaggeratedly satirize some of the charging practices in the mobile communication industry:

Joke 1: Public Toilet “Package” and Complex Charges

A mobile CEO suddenly had an urgent need to go to the toilet while out. He went to find a public toilet. The auntie in charge of the toilet shouted, “What are you doing?” The CEO identified himself and said he needed to use the toilet. The auntie said that everything was charged these days. The CEO asked about the fees, and the auntie told him, “50 cents to go in and 30 cents to come out.” The CEO was surprised by the charge for coming out. The auntie explained that it was “two-way charging” and also promoted a “toilet package” that allowed for one-way charging. After the CEO paid, the auntie asked whether he was going to have a bowel movement or urinate. The CEO said he needed to have a bowel movement and urged her to hurry. The auntie then promoted a package where one could get a discount for 30 additional bowel movements after paying for 50 one-time bowel movements. The CEO said he would go in first and pay when he came out. A quarter of an hour later, the CEO came out, and the auntie listed multiple charges: a 50-cent fee for choosing pit number five, a 60-cent music fee because he didn't say he didn't want music, different charges for squatting for 15 minutes and 1 second depending on the time period, a 2-yuan monthly fee for the amount of excretion occupying the sewer bandwidth, and a 1-yuan caller display fee for seeing other people entering the toilet through a small hole. The CEO took out his gold card and asked to pay by card, but the auntie said they didn't accept cards. Finally, she told him that he had to pay a total of 59.4 yuan in cash. If he didn't pay on time, a late fee of 0.3% per day would be charged, and if it accumulated to 1,000 yuan, legal means would be used to collect the debt. The CEO fainted after hearing this and shouted, “Is there any law left?”

Joke 2: Simple Analogy of Two-Way Charging

The CEO of a mobile company went to a public toilet. The gatekeeper uncle said, “1 yuan to go in and 80 cents to come out.” The CEO got angry and asked why there was a charge for coming out. The uncle said he learned two-way charging from the mobile company. The CEO didn't say much and went in. When he came out, he scanned and paid 1.8 yuan. As he was about to leave, the uncle grabbed him and said the amount he scanned was not enough.

Joke 3: Short Tease about Two-Way Charging

The mobile CEO went to the toilet. The gatekeeper uncle said, “50 cents to go in.” The CEO asked if there would be a charge for coming out. The uncle said he was learning from the mobile company and using two-way charging. The CEO asked the uncle which pit number he was squatting in, and the uncle said, “Number eight.”