Mobile Company Leader Goes to the Toilet

There are multiple versions of jokes about the mobile company leader going to the toilet, with the core being the satire of the mobile company's charging model through public toilet fees.

Joke Version One

The CEO of a mobile company goes to a public toilet, and the gatekeeper informs him of the charging rule: "One yuan to enter, eight mao to exit." The CEO gets very angry upon hearing this and questions the gatekeeper why there is a charge for exiting. The gatekeeper responds that he learned this two-way charging model from the mobile company. After hearing this, the CEO doesn't say much but rushes into the toilet. In this version, the gatekeeper cleverly applies the concept of two-way charging from the mobile communication field to the public toilet scenario, satirizing the mobile company's charging model in a humorous way. Two-way charging was originally a charging method in the mobile communication field, where users may need to pay fees for both initiating and receiving communications. Here, it is compared to the situation where one has to pay for both entering and exiting the public toilet, creating a humorous contrast.

Joke Version Two

When the CEO of a mobile company goes to a public toilet, the gatekeeper tells him the charging rule is "three mao to enter, two mao to exit." The CEO is also puzzled about the charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper explains that he is learning from the mobile company's two-way charging. After the CEO uses the toilet and tries to leave, the gatekeeper stops him again and adds a series of charging items: a "number selection fee" of one yuan for using pit number eight, which obviously mimics the situation where mobile users may need to pay a certain fee when selecting a mobile phone number; a "timeout fee" of one yuan for staying more than three minutes, similar to the mobile company's charging for overtime calls; and a "ringback tone fee" of two mao because there is background music in the toilet, which is a comparison to the mobile company's charging for ringback tone services. The gatekeeper further suggests that the CEO sign up for a public toilet package, saying it is more cost-effective and comes with 200 sheets of toilet paper. This is also a parody of the mobile company's package services.

These jokes use exaggeration and humor to reflect people's satire and dissatisfaction with the mobile company's numerous charging items and complex charging methods by comparing the mobile company's charging model to public toilet fees.