Song Xiaobao: Mobile CEO Goes to the Toilet
"Song Xiaobao: Mobile CEO Goes to the Toilet" is a fictional humorous sketch, not a real event. This sketch creates a series of absurd toilet charging rules by imitating the charging model of a mobile company, aiming to generate humor. Here are the specific details:
- Core Plot
When the CEO of a mobile company goes to the toilet, the gatekeeper (an elderly man or woman) charges him for entering and leaving the toilet on the grounds of "learning the mobile company's two-way charging policy", and adds several unreasonable fees. For example:
- Number Selection Fee: A fee is charged for using a specific toilet stall;
- Overtime Fee: An additional charge is applied if the time spent in the stall exceeds the specified duration;
- Roaming Fee: Farting is charged according to the "roaming" standard;
- Ringtone Fee: A fee is charged for playing background music in the toilet;
- Caller ID Fee: A fee is charged for peeking through the door crack to see people outside;
- Sewer Broadband Fee: A "bandwidth usage fee" is charged for the waste occupying the pipes.
Conclusion and Humor Points
The CEO faints on the spot due to the exorbitant fees and absurd rules, and asks, "Is there any law left?" The gatekeeper responds with, "It's my turf, I make the rules." The sketch satirizes the complex charging model of the mobile company through exaggerated charging items and dialogues, while enhancing the sense of contrast with the everyday scenario of a "toilet" to achieve a humorous effect.Nature and Background of the Sketch
This sketch is a piece of online fictional creation, likely stemming from public调侃 (teasing/mocking) of the mobile company's charging policies. The mobile company has been criticized for its complex packages and numerous additional fees in the past. Such sketches exaggerate this phenomenon through artistic processing but have no factual basis. As a comedian, Song Xiaobao may have further spread this sketch through his performances, but he is not the protagonist of the event.
Summary: This sketch is a fictional humorous creation aimed at satirizing the charging issues in the telecommunications industry through exaggeration, not a real event. When spreading such sketches, the public should be mindful of distinguishing between facts and fiction to avoid misunderstandings.
