Mobile Boss Goes to the Toilet
"Mobile Boss Goes to the Toilet" is a humorous story created through online virtual演绎 and is not a real event. Here is a summary of different versions of the story:
Version One
The boss of a mobile company goes to a public restroom, and the gatekeeper tells him, "It's 50 cents to enter and 50 cents to exit." The boss asks why there's a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper says it's "learning from the mobile company's two-way charging policy." After holding his breath and entering, the boss is stopped again when he tries to leave. The gatekeeper charges him a "number selection fee" of 1 yuan for using pit number 8, a "roaming fee" of 1 yuan for passing gas, a "timeout fee" of 1 yuan for staying 3 minutes too long, a "ringtone fee" of 1 yuan for playing background music in the restroom, and even suggests the boss sign up for a package. The boss angrily asks who made these rules, and the gatekeeper replies, "M-Zone - My Place, My Rules." This version mocks the mobile company's various charging items, such as two-way charging, number selection fees, and roaming fees, in an exaggerated and humorous way to criticize the potentially complex charging situation of the mobile company.
Version Two
The boss of a mobile company goes to a public restroom, and the gatekeeper says, "It's 1 yuan to enter and 80 cents to exit." The boss angrily asks why there's a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper says it's following the mobile company's two-way charging policy. The boss doesn't say anything and rushes in. After scanning the code to pay 1.8 yuan and trying to leave, he is pulled back by the gatekeeper who says it's not enough. This version is relatively concise and also uses two-way charging as a starting point for teasing.
Version Three
An official named Zhuguli from the mobile company is in a hurry to find a public restroom. After asking about the situation, the gatekeeper tells him the charging standard: "It's 50 cents to enter and 30 cents to exit." Zhuguli asks why there's a charge for exiting, and the gatekeeper says it's a two-way charging policy, but signing up for a restroom package allows for one-way charging. After Zhuguli pays, the gatekeeper starts a series of promotions and charges, such as asking whether it's a bowel movement or urination, promoting packages, charging a number selection fee for choosing a pit, charging for playing music inside, charging by the minute for how long he squats, charging for the amount of excretion occupying the sewer bandwidth, charging a caller display fee for looking through a small hole at others, etc. In the end, he calculates that Zhuguli needs to pay 59.4 mao (5.94 yuan), and also mentions late payment penalties and legal means. Zhuguli faints in the urinal after hearing this. This version has even more complex and diverse charging items, further enhancing the humorous and satirical effect.
These stories are all virtual content created by netizens based on their impressions of the mobile company's charging policies, aiming to express their views on certain charging phenomena in a witty way.
