Jokes About Mobile Company Executives Using the Toilet
Here are several versions of jokes about the CEO of a mobile company using the toilet:
Version One
One morning, a mobile company official named Zhuguli suddenly felt the urge to use the toilet while out and about. He had to find a public restroom. The gatekeeper asked, "What do you do?" The official replied, "I'm the CEO of the mobile company, and I urgently need to use the toilet." The gatekeeper said, "Don't you know that everything is charged for these days?" The official asked, "Okay, how much?" The gatekeeper replied, "50 cents to enter, 30 cents to exit." The official exclaimed in surprise, "What? You charge for exiting too?" The gatekeeper explained, "We implement two-way charging here. If you get a toilet package, you can have one-way charging." The official agreed to pay and entered, choosing the last stall. After a long and satisfying time, he came out. The gatekeeper then said, "Sir, you chose stall number five, so you have to pay a 50-cent number selection fee. You didn't say you didn't want music playing inside, so there's a 60-cent charge per time. Additionally, you squatted for fifteen minutes and one second. The first minute is charged at 50 cents per minute, and the rest at 40 cents per minute. Any time less than a minute is charged as a full minute. Also, because your waste volume occupied our sewer bandwidth, please pay an additional monthly fee of 50 yuan. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through a small hole, so please pay a 1-yuan visitor display fee." The official was stunned upon hearing this. The gatekeeper said the total was 59.4 yuan, and if not paid on time, a late fee of 0.3% per day would be charged without further notice. When it accumulates to 1,000 yuan, legal means will be used to collect it. After the gatekeeper finished speaking, the official fainted and fell into the urinal.
Version Two
The CEO of a mobile company went to a public toilet. The gatekeeper said, "30 cents to enter, 20 cents to exit." The CEO was taken aback and said, "You charge for exiting too?" The gatekeeper said, "Learning from the mobile company, two-way charging." When the CEO came out of the toilet, he was stopped again. The gatekeeper said, "You squatted in stall number eight, so pay a 1-yuan number selection fee; you farted, so pay a 1-yuan roaming fee; you exceeded three minutes, so pay an additional 1-yuan overtime fee; there's background music in the toilet, so a 20-cent ringtone fee; if you come here often, I suggest you get a toilet package, which is more cost-effective." The CEO flew into a rage and said, "Whose rules are these?" The gatekeeper waved his hand and said, "M-Zone, my turf, my rules!"
Version Three
The CEO of a mobile company went to a public toilet. The gatekeeper said, "1 yuan to enter, 80 cents to exit." The CEO angrily asked, "Why do you charge for exiting too?" The gatekeeper said, "I learned it from your mobile company, two-way charging." The CEO hurried in and, when he came out, scanned 1.8 yuan. As he was about to leave, the gatekeeper grabbed him and said, "That's not enough. You squatted in stall number eight, so you have to pay a 1-yuan number display fee; you farted three times, so you have to pay a 9-yuan roaming fee; and you squatted for more than three minutes, so according to our toilet rules, you have to pay an additional 2-yuan overtime fee. If you come here often, I suggest you get a package, which is more cost-effective." The CEO flew into a rage upon hearing this and said, "Whose rules are these?" The gatekeeper smiled and said to the CEO, "My turf, my rules."
