Jokes About Mobile CEO Going to the Toilet
Here are a few classic jokes about the 'Mobile CEO going to the toilet,' which use exaggeration to satirize certain charging practices in the mobile communication industry:
In the first joke, the CEO of a mobile company goes to a public restroom, and the gatekeeper tells him, 'It's one yuan to enter and eight jiao to exit.' The CEO is puzzled about being charged for exiting, and the gatekeeper responds that he learned this two-way charging from the mobile company. This joke, through simple dialogue, directly compares the controversial two-way charging model in mobile communication, making people think about the mobile company's charging methods while having a laugh.
The second joke has a richer plot. The CEO goes to a public restroom, and the gatekeeper tells him, 'It's thirty cents to enter and twenty cents to exit.' After the CEO questions this, the gatekeeper says he learned two-way charging from the mobile company. When the CEO exits, the gatekeeper charges him for various reasons, such as a number selection fee for squatting in pit number eight, a roaming fee for passing gas, an over-time fee for staying too long, a ringtone fee for having background music in the restroom, and even suggests the CEO get a restroom package. When the CEO gets angry, the gatekeeper says, 'M-Zone, my place, my rules.' This joke not only satirizes two-way charging but also involves various charging items such as number selection fees, roaming fees, over-time fees, and ringtone fees. At the same time, by using the advertising slogan of 'M-Zone,' it further mocks the mobile company's dominant position in the market and the arbitrariness of its charging.
In the third joke, a mobile official named Zhuguli is in a hurry to find a public restroom. The gatekeeper tells him the charging standards, including charging for both entering and exiting, implementing two-way charging, and offering one-way charging with a package. After Zhuguli chooses to defecate, the gatekeeper charges him for various reasons again, such as a number selection fee, a music fee, an over-time fee, a sewer bandwidth occupation fee, and a caller display fee. He also informs Zhuguli that there is no card payment, and there will be a late fee for overdue payments. If the amount accumulates to one thousand yuan, legal means will be used for collection. Finally, Zhuguli faints in the urinal. This joke comprehensively satirizes the complex charging system and possible overcharging issues in the mobile communication industry through detailed charging items and strict charging rules.
