Jokes About Mobile Boss Going to the Toilet
There are multiple versions of jokes about the mobile boss going to the toilet. Here are two common versions for you:
Version One
The boss of a mobile company went to a public toilet. The gatekeeper told him, 'It costs 30 cents to go in and 20 cents to come out.' The boss was very surprised and asked, 'You charge for coming out too?' The gatekeeper calmly replied, 'We're learning from the mobile company—two-way charging.' When the boss came out of the toilet, the gatekeeper stopped him again. The gatekeeper started listing various fees: 'You squatted in pit number eight, so you need to pay a one-yuan number selection fee; you passed gas, so you need to pay a one-yuan roaming fee; you exceeded three minutes, so you need to pay an additional one-yuan overtime fee; there's background music in the toilet, so you need to pay a 20-cent ringtone fee; if you come here often, I suggest you get a toilet package, which is more cost-effective.' The boss got furious and asked what kind of law this was. The gatekeeper waved his hand and shouted, 'M-Zone, my place, my rules!' This version satirizes the complex charging model of the mobile company by mimicking its charging items such as two-way charging, number selection fees, and roaming fees in a humorous and exaggerated way.
Version Two
One morning, an official named Zhuguli from the mobile company suddenly had an urgent need to use the toilet while he was out. So he had to look for a public toilet. The gatekeeper asked him what he was doing. Zhuguli said he was the boss of the mobile company and had an urgent need. The gatekeeper told him that everything was charged now. Zhuguli asked about the price and was surprised that he had to pay for coming out too. The gatekeeper said they implemented two-way charging and that getting a toilet package would allow for one-way charging. Zhuguli paid the money and was about to defecate when the gatekeeper started promoting a package, saying that defecating 50 times at once would give him a discount for an additional 30 defecations. Zhuguli went into the toilet and chose the last pit. After a long time of relief, he came out. The gatekeeper started charging: a 50-cent number selection fee for choosing pit number five; since he didn't say not to play music inside, a 60-cent charge per time; he squatted for 15 minutes and 1 second, with the first minute charged at 50 cents per minute and the rest at 40 cents per minute, with any fraction of a minute rounded up; his excretion volume occupied the bandwidth of the sewer, so he had to pay a 50-yuan monthly fee; and for seeing other people entering the toilet through a small hole, he had to pay a 1-yuan caller display fee. This version also mimics the mobile company's charging model and adds elements such as package promotion and charging based on usage time and 'traffic' (excretion volume), further strengthening the satirical effect.
